Did you see it? On the last page of that moronic compilation laughingly called "The Assassin's Handbook?"
There it is, in all its perfidy.

Not content with having buried my original manuscript under that smelly pile of literary duck-droppings, now these morons at Ballybunnion Books are threatening a new insult: ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK II.

Let me tell you what they are up to. They asked me privately if I could write a children's book. I said that all books published by them were fit only for children. They insisted; I finally relented. I wrote them a small work for real children -- not grownups with defective childish minds. Then sadly, my manuscript went to the scribblers Warren Murphy and Jim Mullaney for so-called "editing".

Now their deviltry becomes clear. They lied to me and plan to publish my sweet little collection for young minds as another in some never-ending stream of Assassin-things that they always do badly and always get wrong.
It is clear I will have to deal with this myself. In the meantime, DO NOT BUY this so-called Assassin's Handbook II. It has not been authorized by me and my lawyers in Jersey City are on the case. Do not make me come and deliver a subpoena to you.

With moderate tolerance for you,
I am,

Reigning Master of Sinanju